Unfortunately, we can’t all be blessed with voluptuous curves and bodacious bods. Some of us are stuck with long narrow frames, and teeny tiny knockers. There are some things that only proud members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee can understand.
The Overuse of the Training Bra
Well when is the right time to let go? When you’re rocking “nearly A” cups it’s totally acceptable to wear your training bra from 5th grade well into high school….isn’t it?
The Strapless Struggle
Strapless dresses and shirts just do not work out when you don’t have C cups to hold up their end of the bargain. It’s not the greatest feeling when your dress begins to slide down your torso without your permission. Trust me, that can make for a very awkward prom picture.
“She’s Gotta be a Tomboy”
What is this misconception that teens with small boobs have to be into some sport or Tomboys? Excuse me, just because I like to wear t-shirts and happen to look like a little boy in them does not mean I am one! *two snaps*
Push Up Bra Galore
Push up bras are a girl’s best friend and even more so when it’s the only way you can fill out a top. However, push up bras do become a bit problematic when you’re about to do the horizontal boogie with your partner and you realized he might not be expecting whats underneath the bra, or what isn’t underneath. OOPS!
Ok, so bikinis are great, except when your tops are 4 sizes smaller than your bottoms, annoying.
Refusing to go Bra-less
That awkward moment when your friends say, ” You’re so lucky, you can just go bra-less.” Forgetting that just because your boobs fail in comparison to their water jugs does not mean your nipples don’t poke through your shirt like sharpened pencils just like theirs do! Yeah, I think I’ll refrain from going bra-less in the air conditioned restaurant…
Small Boobs + Big Bra = Extra Pockets?
Everyone uses their bra as a makeshift pocket, you can fit convenient things inside, maybe a couple dollars. However when your bra is much larger than your boobs the pocket becomes that much larger, now it’s not a pocket, it’s more like a fleshy fanny pack. Room for snacks, a roll of money and a cell phone! Go Itty Bitty Titty Committee!
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